How many more bans is the government planning to impose this week?
No beef (Cattle : “Hurray!”), no bad words (“What will the children learn?”), no foreigners in Banglorian parties (???). No watching the documentary for fear of exposing the real India to the world. No watching fifty shades of grey (*sound of hearts breaking*). No watching ‘Dirty Politics’ in Bihar (“Ee ka! Mallika ko naa dekh sake?”) . No. No. No.